Fun With Haikus: Election Results

November second...
Remember that movie called
"Apocalypse Now"?
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Sure, my state went red,
But that was then, now is now.
Greetings from England.
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It's disconcerting
That you cannot spell "Diebold"
Without the word "Die."
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"Glad we've got hate-bills
To save us from these homos,"
Said the KKK.
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There's just one context
In which "Delay" and "ethics"
Appear together.
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Obama and Dean
Are my two favorite reasons
To stay put--for now.
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